Public Liabilty Insurance As The End draws Nigh

You've no doubt heard the rumours that 2012 will chronicle the end of the Mayan calendar, with many free-thinkers portending that this marks the end of the world. Some attribute the end of days to be caused by a nearby sun soon to go supernova; others believe a rogue planet on a collision course with ours will spin the Earth completely off its axis, causing a cataclysmic event.

Whilst this may seem completely unbelievable, it turns out that the Mayans were in fact correct, albeit not in the way many of us would have expected. You see, the 2012 phenomenon actually marks a new age and the dawn of a new era; one that will soon shatter the foundations of all which you take for granted. Are you ready? Then let me begin.

The Mayans predicted that 2012 would mark the attack of the public liability insurance advisors.

But before you dismiss my claims and have me declared a madman, please - hear me out, for your very lives will soon depend upon this knowledge. Already there are those out there who would rather have me committed to some ghastly insane asylum, locked away from the rest of the world to prevent me from sharing with you this secret that I now possess. So please, read on lest you ignore my pleas and fall victim to their evil schemes.

The insurance advisors are coming, but for now they wait in the murky depths, always planning, always ready for their next move... and they are always watching. They are fearless and will soon act without remorse, unleashing their dreaded plans with a cunning accuracy. And they will do so not with a rain of biblical fire and brimstone that falls amidst the path of four mounted horsemen, but rather a dirge of competitively priced public liability insurance policies, delivered via smartly-dressed financial advisors.

Whatever their ghastly end game may be with their excellently-priced premiums is as yet unknown, but one thing's for sure: they will act without mercy and will strike soon in the hearts of businesses and professional contractors alike.

Heed my message well my friend, for soon your business, and your insurance claims, may soon depend upon it.

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